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1. Where the Sidewalk Ends 30th Anniversary Edition: Poems and Drawings 2. Dirt on My Shirt 3. A Light in the Attic 4. Falling Up 5. Belly Button Book (Boynton on Board) 6. Fifteen Animals! 7. Where the Sidewalk Ends (25th Anniversary Edition Book & CD) 8. Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook 9. A Hatful of Seuss: Five Favorite Dr. Seuss Stories 10. Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Illustrated Edition
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Po-Ka-Dot is on the Forefront of Fashionable Accessories As the homemade trend continues to explode it is without wonder why so many people are picking up crochet and knitting as a past-time. The only problem is that the craft accessory market has not caught up to the trend until now. Po-Ka-Dot, based out of St. Louis has once again been in the forefront. [PRWEB Jul 8, 2005]
Gatehouse Academy Now Offering Drug and Alcohol Detox Services for Young Adults Gatehouse Academy, a leading provider of residential drug rehab services for young adults age 17-25, has partnered with Michael W. Carlton, MD, founder and CEO of Phoenix Recovery to provide young adults better access to drug and alcohol detoxification services. Services will be provided at Phoenix area detox centers, of which, Dr. Carlton has admitting privileges. [PRWEB Jun 29, 2005]
In Defense Of The Christ: Why Jesus Would Disown Christianity Declared Best Books USA 2005 Finalist The book demostrates that God can be found without religion. That in fact certain religious doctrines can prevent finding God.
WhatÂ’s Inside Lindsay LohanÂ’s Birthday Party Goodie Bag? Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 19th birthday this past weekend. Peek inside at some of the goodies that she and her guests enjoyed! [PRWEB Jun 21, 2005]
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Where the Sidewalk Ends 30th Anniversary Edition: Poems and Drawings
Authors: Hardcover, 192 pagesPublisher: HarperCollins Publication Date: 2004-01 Edition: 30 Anv Reviews :
Including 12 New Poems! If you are a dreamer, come in, If you are a dreamer, A wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, A magic bean buyer . . . Come in . . . for where the sidewalk ends, Shel Silverstein's world begins. You'll meet a boy who turns into a TV set, and a girl who eats a whale. The Unicorn and the Bloath live there, and so does Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout who will not take the garbage out. It is a place where you wash your shadow and plant diamond gardens, a place where shoes fly, sisters are auctioned off, and crocodiles go to the dentist. Shel Silverstein's masterful collection of poems and drawings is at once outrageously funny and profound. ...
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Dirt on My Shirt
Authors: Jeff Foxworthy. Hardcover, 32 pagesPublisher: HarperCollins Publication Date: 2008-03-01 Reviews :
In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, Dirt on My Shirt is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere. ...
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A Light in the Attic
Authors: Hardcover, 176 pagesPublisher: HarperCollins Publication Date: 1981-10-07 Edition: 1st Reviews :
Last night while I lay thinking here Some Whatifs crawled inside my ear And pranced and partied all night long And sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I flunk that test? Whatif green hair grows on my chest? Whatif nobody likes me? Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?... Here in the attic of Shel Silverstein you will find Backward Bill, Sour Face Ann, the Meehoo with an Exactlywatt, and the Polar Bear in the Frigidaire. You will talk with Broiled Face, and find out what happens when Somebody steals your knees, you get caught by the Quick-Digesting Gink, a Mountain snores, and They Put a Brassiere on the Camel. From the creator of the beloved poetry collections Where the Sidewalk Ends and Falling Up, here is another wondrous book of poems and drawings. Notable Children's Books of 1981 (ALA) Best Books of 1981 (SLJ) Children's Books of 1981 (Library of Congress) 1981 Children's Books (NY Public Library) 1981 USA Children's Books of International Interest Winner, 1983–84 William Allen White Award (Kansas) Winner, 1983 Garden State Children's Book Award (New Jersey Library Association) 1984 Garden State Children's Book Award for Non-Fiction (New Jersey Library Association) 1984 George C. Stone Center for Children's Books (Claremont, CA) "Recognition of Merit" Award ...
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Falling Up
Authors: Hardcover, 184 pagesPublisher: HarperCollins Publication Date: 1996-05-30 Reviews :
Millie McDeevit screamed a scream So loud it made her eyebrows steam. She screamed so loud Her jawbone broke, Her tongue caught fire, Her nostrils smoked... Poor Screamin' Millie is just one of the unforgettable characters in this wondrous new book of poems and drawings by the creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends and A Light in the Attic. Here you will also meet Allison Beals and her twenty-five eels; Danny O'Dare, the dancin' bear; the Human Balloon; and Headphone Harold. So come, wander through the Nose Garden, ride the Little Hoarse, eat in the Strange Restaurant, and let the magic of Shel Silverstein open your eyes and tickle your mind. 1996 Children's Books (NY Public Library) Editor's Chice 1996 (Booklist) 1997 Quick Picks for Reluctant Young Adult Readers (ALA) 1997 Books for the Teen Age (NY Public Library) Children's Choices for 1997 (IRA/CBC)...

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Belly Button Book (Boynton on Board)
Authors: Sandra Boynton. Board book, 24 pagesPublisher: Workman Publishing Company Publication Date: 2005-04-18 Reviews :

Emboldened by the enthusiastic response to Belly Button (Round)—a song from her Grammy-nominated book/CD, Philadelphia Chickens—Sandra Boynton further contemplates this mesmerizing subject. Featuring a beachful of bare-bellied hippos—including one tiny baby who can only say “Bee Bo”—the Belly Button Book is the latest quirky addition to the phenomenally successful Boynton on Board series. Every page captivates with Sandra Boynton’s inimitable illustrations and joyful rhyming text: Soon after dark, upon the beach, we sing a hippo song, and if you’re feeling in the mood, we hope you’ll sing along: “Belly Belly Button, you’re oh so fine. Ooo, Belly Button, I’m so happy you’re mine.” Shiny and sturdy, and featuring a great (navel-shaped, naturally) die-cut cover that offers a provocative glimpse of the merriment inside, the Belly Button Book provides enduring, giggly, read-aloud fun....
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The Chase Home Finance Mobile Homeownership Center Drives the Benefits of Home Ownership Into Urban Communities The Chase Home Finance Mobile Homeownership Center, a retrofitted resource center, drives the benefits of African American and Hispanic homeownership by rolling into urban communities with mortgage specialists, educational workshops and financial counseling services handled by experts from the local community. The Chase Home Finance Homeownership Mobile is a collaboration between Chase Home Finance, Freddie Mac, and The Community College Foundation. [PRWEB Aug 2, 2005]
Author Jose M. deOlivares Interviewed at TheBookInsider.com About His Book "Bring Them Back Alive: Helping Teens Get out and Stay out of Trouble" Jose M. deOlivares has spent the past forty years helping teenagers straighten out their lives. In 1985, he founded Streetwise, Inc., to provide technical assistance and training to staff and others working with difficult-to-serve youth. He currently helps to shape national youth policy as a regional director, U.S. Department of Labor, Employment, and Training Administration, Office of Job Corps.Visit Jose at http://www.bringthembackalive.net [PRWEB Jun 30, 2005]
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Fifteen Animals!
Authors: Sandra Boynton. Board book, 24 pagesPublisher: Workman Publishing Company Publication Date: 2008-10-08 Edition: Brdbk Reviews :

The amazing Bob! The amazing Boynton! Because who else but Sandra Boynton could imagine 15 Bobs in one book? Actually, that's 14 Bobs, and one Simon James Alexander Ragsdale the Third (he's a turtle), which gives Fifteen Animals! the added dimension of being a unique counting book—count the Bobs, count the pets, count the bunnies, count the fish. The latest of the Boynton on Board Books, Fifteen Animals! also comes with a free song available via download. It's all the energy and appeal of Boynton: the lively language, distinctive illustrations, and inimitable characters. And music. And counting. And, for the first time, a person character, an earnest little boy who loves animals and happily sings: I really like animals, I like them a lot. Fifteen animals is what I’ve got. I’ve got fifteen animals. They're friendly and tame, and I’ve given each one a special name. Make that Bob....
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Where the Sidewalk Ends (25th Anniversary Edition Book & CD)
Authors: Hardcover, 176 pagesPublisher: HarperCollins Publication Date: 2000-10-31 Edition: 25th anniversary Reviews :

Enter the world of Shel Silverstein… To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Shel Silverstein's most popular book, Where the Sidewalk Ends is now available in a special edition containing the classic hardcover book and a CD of highlights from his Grammy Award-winning album. This is a wonderful gift and keepsake for Shel Silverstein fans, old and new. From the outrageously funny to the quietly affecting -- and touching on everything in between -- here are poems and drawings that illuminate the remarkable world of the well-known folksinger, humorist and creator of The Giving Tree. Notable Children's Books of 1974 (ALA) 1985 Notable Children's Recording (BL) Outstanding Children's Books of 1974 (NYT) 1988 Choices (Association of Booksellers for Children) Notable Titles of 1974 (NYTBR) 1981 Michigan Young Readers' Award 1984 George C. Stone Center for Children's Books (Claremont, CA) "Recognition of Merit" Award ...

Silly, silly Shel Silverstein. For more than 25 years, he has taken children exactly where they want to go with poetry: into the world of nonsense and wordplay. Take "Instructions," for example: If you should ever choose To bathe an armadillo, Use one bar of soap And a whole lot of hope And seventy-two pads of Brillo. Is there a moral? A higher meaning? A lesson? Most certainly not--except perhaps in bathing armadillos. The late poet's collection of verse and pen-and-ink drawings, Where the Sidewalk Ends, is the bestselling children's poetry book of all time. Now, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of this literary marvel, a special new edition is available, complete with a CD featuring 10 of his nuttiest poems. The compilation, "recited, sung, and shouted" by Silverstein himself, features highlights from his Grammy Award-winning album, including "Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too," "With His Mouth Full of Food," "Crocodile's Toothache," and "Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out." No child--or grownup, for that matter--should be without this collection, or its companion, A Light in the Attic. (Ages 5 and older) --Emilie Coulter...
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Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook
Authors: Hardcover, 96 pagesPublisher: HarperCollins Publication Date: 2005-03-01 Reviews :
Runny Babbit lent to wunch And heard the saitress way, "We have some lovely stabbit rew -- Our Special for today." From the legendary creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, and The Giving Tree comes an unforgettable new character in children's literature. Welcome to the world of Runny Babbit and his friends Toe Jurtle, Skertie Gunk, Rirty Dat, Dungry Hog, Snerry Jake, and many others who speak a topsy-turvy language all their own. So if you say, "Let's bead a rook That's billy as can se," You're talkin' Runny Babbit talk, Just like mim and he. ...

Taken in dall smoses, this self-proclaimed "billy sook" is a fun-filled new (posthumously published) offering from children's poet Shel Silverstein, creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, and other favorites. Completed prior to the poet's death in 1999, Runny Babbit was a work in progress for more than 20 years, and is populated by the likes of Runny Babbit, Toe Jurtle, Ploppy Sig, Polly Dorkupine, and Pilly Belican (who owns the Sharber Bop), all denizens of the green woods where letter-flipping runs rampant. In this madcap world, pea soup is sea poup, Capture the Flag is Fapture the Clag, and snow boots are bow snoots. Each poem incorporates the same kind of switcheroo wordplay found in "Runny's Hew Nobby:" Runny Babbit knearned to lit,/ And made a swat and heater,/ And now he sadly will admit/ He bight have done it metter." (Here, in one of many winningly simple line drawings, R. B. sits knitting one very long sleeve, which is labeled as such.) Children who have some fluency in reading will enjoy this bonsensical nook the most. (Ages 7 to 12) --Karin Snelson...
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A Hatful of Seuss: Five Favorite Dr. Seuss Stories
Authors: Dr. Seuss. Hardcover, 304 pagesPublisher: Random House Books for Young Readers Publication Date: 1997-01-13 Reviews :

Come join us for the celebration of the Cat's fortieth birthday. Following the stunning success of Six by Seuss, which has sold over 734,000 copies, is the delightful debut of A Hatful of Seuss--304 pages of wonderfully nonsensical vintage material. This elegant bind-up copy consists of complete versions of: Bartholomew and the Oobleck, If I Ran the Zoo, Horton Hears a Who, The Sneetches and Other Stories, and Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book. An exceptional gift to give and receive, A Hatful of Seuss is being offered as a full selection by The Book-of-the-Month Club (adult) for Christmas 1996. ...

This collection of five complete, illustrated Dr. Seuss classics is a "hatful," but you'd have to have a Cat-in-the-Hat-sized chapeau to contain all the treasures in this hefty book. Within its pages you'll find Theodor Seuss Geisel's exuberant creations Bartholomew and the Oobleck (1949), If I Ran the Zoo (1950), Horton Hears a Who! (1954), The Sneetches and Other Stories (1961), and Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book (1962). In Bartholomew and the Oobleck, a non-rhyming Seuss story, prepare for an eyeful of green goo. In If I Ran the Zoo, young Gerald McGrew decides he would make a few changes if he ran the zoo--including the acquisition of more unusual beasts (such as an Elephant-Cat) from places "quite out-of-the-way." In addition to the potentially unsettling concept of traversing continents in search of wild beasts to trap and cage, there are a couple of dated references that parents may want to preview before reading to kids. For example, McGrew proclaims, "I'll hunt in the mountains of Zomba-ma-Tant/With helpers who all wear their eyes at a slant,/And capture a fine fluffy bird called the Bustard/Who only eats custard with sauce made of mustard." As for the rest of this delightful collection, Horton Hears a Who! is a tale that teaches us "a person's a person, no matter how small." And of course, you may remember the Star-Belly Sneetches, the "snooty old smarties" who pranced antagonistically in front of the Plain-Belly Sneetches, or Mrs. McCave who had 23 sons and named them all Dave. Finally, Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book is about the snortiest snorers, the curious sleepwalking Crandalls, World-Champion Sleep-Talkers, and other somnambulant types--a perfect bedtime finale to a book that could keep youngsters entertained all night. (All ages)...

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Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Illustrated Edition
Authors: T. S. Eliot. Hardcover, 64 pagesPublisher: Harcourt Publication Date: 1982-08-30 Reviews :

EliotÂ’s famous collection of nonsense verse about cats-the inspiration for the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Cats. This edition features pen-and-ink drolleries by Edward Gorey throughout....
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Politicians in Abundance, But Where Are The Statesmen? The US Supreme Court Once Again Attempts To Rewrite American Christian Heritage, Policy and Foundations. Charles Lyons, Ph.D. sees a significant absence of statesmen, men and women of character, who put the good of our nation ahead of political ambition and correctness a serious concern for America. “The ominous act by the US Supreme Court to declare the displaying of the Ten Commandments of the Bible to be illegal inside a courthouse is both shocking and grievous,” according to Lyons. [PRWEB Jun 29, 2005]
Public School Prisons -— What Crimes Have Our Children Committed? In his new book,"Public Schools, Public Menace," author Joel Turtel says that we have put our children into education prisons called public schools. Turtel also shows parents how to rescue their kids from public-school prisons with new, low-cost education options such as Internet private schools. [PRWEB Jul 26, 2005]
Kerasome Introduces New Product, Kerasome Real Hair Powder, Which Dramatically Thickens Hair Within Seconds In what is being described as one of the most important contributions in the field of cosmetics in decades, Kerasome announced the release a new product called Kerasome Real Hair Powder as part of a two part hair thickening system. [PRWEB Aug 19, 2005]
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